"Sunny girl, your lips are a little dry. Can’t I help you moisturize?"

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"Well that line! Just help me moisten it! "
Two are kissing? See the gate ring and listen to Jiang Ying’s anxious white face fly in. "two dog! Great two dog! "
Pi two dog and Ding Qing dispersed in a hubbub and came out to play dumb. "What’s the big deal with Aunt Ying?"
"It’s a leather cannon … he saw a ghost!" Jiang Ying didn’t believe in ghosts, but watching leather cannons scared her into a dog. She couldn’t believe it!
"Where did you see a ghost?"
"Home leather cannon health bath saw a female the ghost in the mirror! Two dog, my family must have made something dirty. Please help me look at it! " Jiang Ying was white-washed dragging Pi two dog a pleading way.
"Aunt Ying, don’t drag me. I don’t have a day to see if it’s okay?" He’s loaded with a comparison
"Great aunt two dog, please, the leather cannon is howling. It’s so scary that no one is like it. Day lilies are cold every day! Let’s go! " Jiang Ying was so anxious that he burned his ass and quickly pulled up Pi two dog and left.
A leather cannon came in a rush of flowers and willows.
As soon as he jumped into the hospital, Pi two dog called "Aunt Ying is not good! There is a female ghost in your house!"
"ah? There really is a female ghost, two dog. Please help exorcise ghosts. I want you to save the leather cannon. Aunt will say hello! "
"Well, you call out the leather cannon and I’ll talk to him!"
Chapter 34 Ding Laosan disease
Jiang Ying dragged the tourist trap leather cannon out for a while and scolded, "You damn fool, if you do too much, you will only attract ghosts. After that, you should accumulate more virtues and do good deeds! I invited two dog, who will exorcise evil spirits! "
Seeing that two dog is not afraid of the younger generation, the leather cannon will have to carry it again.
"two dog you really will exorcise evil spirits? Show me how to do it. It’s indispensable for you to take away the female ghost! " Leather cannon old god sat down on the sofa.
"It’s my specialty to collect female ghosts from the village head, but I have conditions!" Pi two dog hippies looked at Pi Cannon’s way
"conditions? What conditions? " The leather cannon gnashed his teeth and said, Niang Xipi, if it weren’t for the dirty things at home, would Xiao Wang dare to talk to the old conditions?
But for a while, the leather cannon wanted something from two dog, and he couldn’t get angry again.
"First, you don’t pay me back ten acres of land! Second, cancel the 90,000-yuan Y2K loss! If you promise these two conditions, I will help you catch ghosts! " Pi two dog’s new taste shook his legs and said
"You! It’s impossible for you to give me back the ten acres of land that can be cancelled by the Millennium bug! " The leather cannon looked ferocious and glared at two dog.
"Skin village head how can you talk ass when you are a village head? We signed the agreement in black and white. Anyway, you must return it to the field, so let’s talk! " He this cargo bite tight pine don’t relax way
"Talk about it, I can ask others to catch ghosts!" The skin cannon lungs are almost mad. Heart says that skin two dog is a kid. This ya is fine.
"Well, then don’t beg me!" Said the skin two dog painfully head to go.
Seeing that Pi two dog was leaving, Jiang Ying was so busy that he grabbed him and begged, "two dog, there are miles in Fiona Fang where you can exorcise evil spirits. Don’t go yet. I will advise Pi Cannon!"
Said the woman pants before going to catch urgent way "child his father female the ghost is so fierce, your life is almost gone and why field? Come to two dog, you forced people to come back. The villagers poked your spine and said you were a bully! "
Together, the female ghost leather cannon trembled with fear, and her face turned white. "Son, this ten-acre field is our ancestral property. I can’t lose it in my hand. If I lose it, I will be ashamed to see my ancestors!"
"Oh, now that I know that I lost my ancestors, why did you force two dog to change Kanda? People changed it for you and you want to come back! I’m ashamed of you for being unreasonable! "
“……?”
"My ancestor, why don’t you nod your head quickly and see how you live tonight when two dog leaves?" Jiang Ying was afraid that two dog would hold on to him before he slipped.
"Come on, two dog, you little brat. I promised you both conditions!" The skin cannon hurts and stares at the skin of two dog. This old thing has a voice in its heart. My ancestor’s ten acres of fertile land said no, and it’s gone!
And my 90 thousand yuan is gone!
"Make a written evidence by mouth!" Say that finish skin two dog is a word called the Mopan elder sister Mopan elder sister a listen to have good news fart Dian came running.
Seeing that Pi Village Chief wrote in black and white that the loss of 90,000 yuan was not given, Mopan immediately said with joy, "two dog, how did you do it?"
"I’ll tell you when I get back!"
Pi two dog sent Mopan Sister back first, which is very serious. Pi Cunchang’s family set up an altar method and finally put the female ghost Xiaohong into the seal of God.
"The female ghost was taken away by me, and your family is fine!" Why did he turn to leave when he put the goods away?
"two dog that dirty thing really collected?" Village head Pi is still a little embarrassed.
"Don’t worry! Call me if there is anything! " With that, Pi two dog left the village head home and went home in the moonlight.
As soon as I jumped into the house, a person came out in the dark. It was not others. Sister Mopan saw her and said, "two dog, my slug has gone to the city. I’ll wait on you tonight!"
"ah? Sister Mopan can’t help it. I don’t need anyone to wait on the truth! " Said Pi two dog came into the room and saw that Ding Qing helped burn the bath water and went back. He took a bath with the bath water.
I never thought that Sister Mopan came in in a flash. "two dog, you are a great benefactor of my family. If I want to repay you, let me wait on you!" Said the woman to help.
While I was washing, I heard the door ringing in the courtyard and the widowed lotus flower came in and called out to him, "two dog, are you surprised?"
"Sister Lotus, what can I do for you?" Pi two dog asked.
"My family always has a bachelor knocking at the door alone. I’m afraid I can’t go to your guest room?" Sweet lotus eagerly begged
"Well, no problem. Who dares to harass you?"
"Well, two dog, you are my keeper, I will babysit for you, and I can do all the laundry and cooking!"
"Sister-in-law Lotus has something to say, so you should go to the guest room to clean up first?"
"Yes, I even brought my luggage!" Sweet lotus dragged the heavy box into the guest room to clean up.
Sister Pi two dog, after taking a shower here, was afraid that the fragrant lotus would know about gossiping and run home.
Sister Mopan walked with fragrant lotus flowers in her front foot and walked out gently. "Is it true that two dog heard that the village head’s house is haunted?"
"Really, I am still optimistic!" Pi two dog said happily.
"You shouldn’t help him exorcise evil spirits if you walk sideways like a crab in the village!" Xiang Hehua, think about it. Not only did the village bachelor knock on her leather cannon these days, but she didn’t get away with it once with scissors to defend herself from the leather cannon!
"Sister-in-law Lotus, I’m not stupid. I made a good deal with the village chief Pi, and he promised not to give me ten acres of land before agreeing to help him cure evil diseases!"
"Well, two dog, you have to go to heaven to make the village long!" When I heard about this, Xiang Lotus felt the evil spirit.
Pi two dog’s son jumped into the guest room one by one and saw a large suitcase. He was surprised and opened his mouth and said, "Sister-in-law Lotus, are you going to stay permanently?"
"I’m your nanny. Of course I have to live in your house. Why don’t you welcome me?" Say sweet lotus flowers like wronged kannika nimtragol.
"Welcome! Well, you get the same salary as Ding Qing, with a monthly salary of 5,000 yuan!" Pi two dog’s heart says that he is short of manpower when he meows a kind of rice. After that, he will spread all kinds of medicinal materials in the rented ten mu of mountain forest, which will be even more short of manpower. On the one hand, Lotus Sister-in-law lives at home, and on the other hand, the male animals in the village dare not harass her. Secondly, he has no worries after taking care of a nanny.
"two dog, I want you to be the patron saint. I don’t even have a salary. You pay me back? No! " Xiang Lotus followed two dog wholeheartedly after eating the weight and iron her heart.
"After the lotus sister-in-law, we are a family. I will never starve you if I have a bite to eat! It’s late. Go back to your room and rest! "
Said the two men went back to their rooms to sleep.
The next day, Pi two dog was dreaming of marrying a daughter-in-law. When he rubbed his eyes, he saw that the lotus bed was suddenly lifted by the woman. "two dog, do you sleep like this?"
"Well, I’m used to sleeping naked."
"Your lips are dry. Let me moisten them for you!" Sweet lotus kissed him in one bite.
The two were kissing when they saw Ding Qing rushing in. Seeing this, she was scared and ran out.
Xiang Lotus shyly ran out to the kitchen to make breakfast.
He put on his clothes and typed it out and asked Ding Qing, "Qing Shantou, didn’t your father come to see me?"
"Dog brother, my dad is outside!" Ding Qing suddenly gave him a strange look and pulled him aside. "Why does Sister Lotus live in your house?"
"I forgot to tell you that Lotus Sister-in-law will live in my house from today, and she will take care of it without bothering you!" Pi two dog says it’s good for Ding to come and cook and wash clothes on a sunny day, but she will marry after she is still a girl. Don’t ruin her name!
"No, it’s me! Say yes, I’ll wash your clothes! " Ding Qing didn’t like it. He stamped his foot and went to the bath. When he received the dirty clothes in the washbasin, he had to do the laundry. He didn’t want the fragrant lotus flower to come out. He said, "Ding Qing, from now on, I’m a nanny in two dog. Don’t rob me!"